(Source: kurtsies)
I just want some random freshman girl to totally make eyes at Blaine when he and the others do a number to attract new members to the New Directions and then come in and audition with “Call Me Maybe” and flirt with Blaine the whole time and during the song everyone is just snickering and Blaine is super embarrassed and the girl is just like, “what’s so funny?!” and then for the rest of the year she is mortified but stays in Glee because she loves to sing
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
chris stop
chris s t o p
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(Source: caughtbythehalfmoon)
Klaine - The First Time - French audio (with English Translation)
God, the translation for the whole scene is priceless.
Blaine’s bedroom Scene :
B : I love Roxy Music. If I had a time machine I would go directly to the 70’s and french kiss Brian Ferry (WTH?!!)
K : Am I that unattractive?
B : Are you kidding? Your are the most interesting celibate in all of Ohio. (IDK, they could very well mean “single guy”. Did they not understand that when Blaine says “single most”, he is definitely not talking about his relationship status. SMH.)
K : Do you want me… Sexually? We’re being really chaste. Neither one of us has explored what is going in the south of the equator. (Told you, this is gold).
B : I thought that’s what we wanted.
K : Yes, that’s true, but haven’t you ever had the urge to rip off each other’s clothes like beasts and get down to business.
B : Yeah! That’s why masturbation exists!
K : It’s so hot here. Could you open a window?
B : I’m serious. Okay, we’re young. And we’re just in high school. And I really want to follow through. But if we’re going to do it, I want to be sure that’s you’re ready too, otherwise I wouldn’t be comfortable. And besides, I don’t see how I could tear off all of your clothes, just like that, in 30 seconds.
K : Because I’m layered like an onion? (AN ONION! I can’t…)
B : Stop it, you turn me on!
euphoooooooooooooriaaaa
forever ‘til the end of time
from now on only you and i
we’re going u-U-u-U-u-U-u-UP
Blaine in Every Color - Gray (2/2)
“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback
Download for free on Internet Explorer
